Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th July 2013

Dilbert//8846, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 4th July 2013

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dating organic parts cyborg technology robot relationships

Official transcript

Woman: Your organic parts are unimpressive. But, wow, your cyborg technology is scorching hot. Dilbert: I knew my day would come. Woman: I want to make a robot with you. Dating in 2018

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DATING IN 2018 YOUR ORGANIC PARTS ARE UNIMPRESSIVE.

BUT, WOW, YOUR CYBORG TECHNOLOGY IS SCORCHING HOT.

I KNEW MY DAY WOULD COME I WANT TO MAKE A ROBOT WITH YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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