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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th July 2013

Dilbert//8851, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 9th July 2013


Tags

wages 2% raise lower quality of work side bets money


Official transcript

Boss: The best I can give you is a 2% raise. Dilbert: No problem. I'll just lower the quality of my work until my pay feels fair. Boss: You can't do that. Dilbert: I'm taking side bets that I can.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE BEST I CAN GIVE YOU IS A 2% RAISE.

NO PROBLEM. I'LL JUST LOWER THE QUALITY OF MY WORK UNTIL MY PAY FEELS FAIR.

YOU CAN T DO THAT.

I'M TAKING SIDE BETS THAT SAY I CAN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A 2% Raise"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between Dilbert and his boss. Dilbert requests a 2% raise, which his boss initially agrees to. However, the boss then reduces the raise to a mere 1% increase in pay, while maintaining the same level of quality work expected of Dilbert. Dilbert is left feeling underappreciated and unvalued by his employer.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert requests a 2% raise.
  • The boss agrees to the raise but reduces it to 1% while maintaining the same quality of work expected.
  • Dilbert feels underappreciated and unvalued by his employer.

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