Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th July 2013

Dilbert//8851, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 9th July 2013

Tags

wages 2% raise lower quality of work side bets money

Official transcript

Boss: The best I can give you is a 2% raise. Dilbert: No problem. I'll just lower the quality of my work until my pay feels fair. Boss: You can't do that. Dilbert: I'm taking side bets that I can.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE BEST I CAN GIVE YOU IS A 2% RAISE.

NO PROBLEM. I'LL JUST LOWER THE QUALITY OF MY WORK UNTIL MY PAY FEELS FAIR.

YOU CAN T DO THAT.

I'M TAKING SIDE BETS THAT SAY I CAN.

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