Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th July 2013

Dilbert//8852, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 10th July 2013

Tags

deception work ethic rumour wo jobs outsource job elbonia

Official transcript

Boss: I heard a rumor that you have two jobs and you outsource both of them to Elbonia and keep the difference. Wally: That's crazy. I assure you I don not have two jobs outsourced to Elbonia. Boss: Is it more than two? Wally: That's a different conversation.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD A RUMOR THAT YOU HAVE TWO JOBS AND YOU OUTSOURCE BOTH OF THEM TO ELBONIA AND KEEP THE DIFFERENCE.

THAT'S CRAZY. I ASSURE YOU I DO NOT HAVE TWO JOBS OUTSOURCED TO ELBONIA.

IS IT MORE THAN TWO?

THAT'S A DIFFERENT CONVERSATION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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