Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th July 2013

Dilbert//8852, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 10th July 2013

Tags

deception work ethic rumour wo jobs outsource job elbonia

Official transcript

Boss: I heard a rumor that you have two jobs and you outsource both of them to Elbonia and keep the difference. Wally: That's crazy. I assure you I don not have two jobs outsourced to Elbonia. Boss: Is it more than two? Wally: That's a different conversation.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD A RUMOR THAT YOU HAVE TWO JOBS AND YOU OUTSOURCE BOTH OF THEM TO ELBONIA AND KEEP THE DIFFERENCE.

THAT'S CRAZY. I ASSURE YOU I DO NOT HAVE TWO JOBS OUTSOURCED TO ELBONIA.

IS IT MORE THAN TWO?

THAT'S A DIFFERENT CONVERSATION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Two Jobs"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor, in a conversation with his boss. The boss reveals that he has two jobs, one at Elbonia and another in the United States, but claims not to have outsourced to Elbonia. Dilbert expresses skepticism, pointing out the contradiction. The boss responds by asking if having two jobs is more than two, and Dilbert agrees. The conversation ends with the boss concluding that it's a different conversation.

Key Points:

• The boss has two jobs, one in the United States and one in Elbonia.
• He claims not to have outsourced to Elbonia.
• Dilbert points out the contradiction between having two jobs and not outsourcing to Elbonia.
• The boss responds by asking if having two jobs is more than two, and Dilbert agrees.
• The conversation ends with the boss concluding that it's a different conversation.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.