Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th July 2013

Dilbert//8855, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 13th July 2013

Tags

managers & supervisors new procurement policy p

Official transcript

Boss: It took us three days at the executive retreat to come up with a name for our new procurement policy. We named it the "Procurement Operations Oversight Policy."

Dilbert: P.O.O.P.? Boss: Do you know how many managers it takes to come up with a good name? Dilbert: A few more than you had?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT TOOK US THREE DAYS AT THE EXECUTIVE RETREAT TO COME UP WITH A NAME FOR OUR NEW PROCUREMENT POLICY.

WE NAMED IT THE "PROCUREMENT OPERATIONS OVERSIGHT POLICY." P.O.O.P.?

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MANAGERS IT TAKES TO COME UP WITH A GOOD NAME?

A FEW MORE THAN YOU HAD?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Procurement Operations Oversight Policy"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a conversation between two characters, one of whom has been tasked with creating a new procurement policy. The conversation begins with the character explaining that it took three days to come up with a name for the policy, and that they have named it "Procurement Operations Oversight Policy."

The second character asks how many managers it takes to come up with a good name, and the first character responds by saying that it takes a few more than they had. The conversation is humorous and lighthearted, poking fun at the idea that creating a policy name can be a challenging task.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.