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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th July 2013

Dilbert//8855, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 13th July 2013


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managers & supervisors new procurement policy p


Official transcript

Boss: It took us three days at the executive retreat to come up with a name for our new procurement policy. We named it the "Procurement Operations Oversight Policy."

Dilbert: P.O.O.P.? Boss: Do you know how many managers it takes to come up with a good name? Dilbert: A few more than you had?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IT TOOK US THREE DAYS AT THE EXECUTIVE RETREAT TO COME UP WITH A NAME FOR OUR NEW PROCUREMENT POLICY.

WE NAMED IT THE "PROCUREMENT OPERATIONS OVERSIGHT POLICY." P.O.O.P.?

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MANAGERS IT TAKES TO COME UP WITH A GOOD NAME?

A FEW MORE THAN YOU HAD?

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