Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th July 2013

Dilbert//8856, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 14th July 2013

Tags

access apprval blocked website cip director of hr hostiliy mean threat

Open source transcript

THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN BLOCKED BY YOUR COMPANY.

MORDAC, I NEED ACCESS TO A BLOCKED SITE FOR BUSINESS REASONS.

I CAN ONLY UNBLOCK THE SITE IF THE DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES SENDS ME A WRITTEN APPROVAL.

I CAN ONLY MAKE RECOMMENDATIONS.

OUR CIO STILL HAS TO APPROVE IT.

CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICER HOW DARE YOU BOTHER ME WITH YOUR TRIVIAL WEBSITE PROBLEM!

CRAWL BACK INTO YOUR HOLE AND THINK ABOUT THE CAREER MISTAKE YOU JUST MADE!

CAN WE SKIP THE PART WHERE YOU ASK ME WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED THIS WEEK?

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