Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th July 2013

Dilbert//8858, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 16th July 2013

Tags

work ethic work best under pressure deadline corner stone

Official transcript

Coworker: Wally, are you almost done with your part of the project? Wally: I work best under pressure, so I wait until the deadline is almost here. Coworker: What if something more important comes up and you don't have time? Wally: That's the cornerstone of my system.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, ARE YOU ALMOST DONE WITH YOUR PART OF THE PROJECT?

I WORK BEST UNDER PRESSURE, SO I WAIT UNTIL THE DEADLINE IS ALMOST HERE.

WHAT IF SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT COMES UP AND YOU DON'T HAVE TIME?

THAT'S THE CORNERSTONE OF MY SYSTEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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