Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th July 2013

Dilbert//8859, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 17th July 2013

Tags

deception executives teaching metor nderlings qualified education

Official transcript

Boss: Would you be my mentor? CEO: It's better for me if none of my underlings are qualified to take my job. Boss: I think you just taught me something. CEO: Gaaa!!! I hate it when I do that!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD YOU BE MY MENTOR?

IT'S BETTER FOR ME IF NONE OF MY UNDERLINGS ARE QUALIFIED TO TAKE MY JOB.

I THINK YOU JUST TAUGHT ME SOMETHING.

GAAA!!!

I HATE IT WHEN I DO THAT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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