Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th July 2013

Dilbert//8859, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 17th July 2013

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deception executives teaching metor nderlings qualified education

Official transcript

Boss: Would you be my mentor? CEO: It's better for me if none of my underlings are qualified to take my job. Boss: I think you just taught me something. CEO: Gaaa!!! I hate it when I do that!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD YOU BE MY MENTOR?

IT'S BETTER FOR ME IF NONE OF MY UNDERLINGS ARE QUALIFIED TO TAKE MY JOB.

I THINK YOU JUST TAUGHT ME SOMETHING.

GAAA!!!

I HATE IT WHEN I DO THAT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Mentorship"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between an employee and their mentor. The employee inquires about the possibility of becoming the mentor's mentor, citing the fact that none of the mentor's underlings are qualified to take over their job. The mentor responds with frustration, expressing their dislike for the situation and implying that they have not taught the employee anything valuable. The employee takes offense to this comment, leading to a tense exchange between the two. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of mentorship and the potential for misunderstandings in the workplace.

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