Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th July 2013

Dilbert//8861, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 19th July 2013

Tags

paying bills trees off site document storage costs out of control core bsuiness trees are jerks money

Official transcript

Boss: Our off-site document storage costs are growing out of control. At this rate, our core business can be summarized as "put trees in jail."

This is when you say something wise and helpful. CEO: Trees are jerks.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR OFF-SITE DOCUMENT STORAGE COSTS ARE GROWING OUT OF CONTROL.

AT THIS RATE, OUR CORE BUSINESS CAN BE SUMMARIZED AS "PUT TREES IN JAIL." THIS IS WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING WISE AND HELPFUL.

TREES ARE JERKS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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