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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th July 2013

Dilbert//8860, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 18th July 2013


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cancel service deception dogcart document garbage trucks service business storage


Official transcript

Boss: We've been using The Dogbert Offsite Document Storage Service for five years, and frankly, I'm concerned. Your service trucks look suspiciously like garbage trucks. I would cancel your service if I could find the contract. Dogbert: It's in "storage."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE'VE BEEN USING THE DOGBERT OFFSITE DOCUMENT STORAGE SERVICE FOR FIVE YEARS, AND FRANKLY, I'M CONCERNED.

YOUR SERVICE TRUCKS LOOK SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE GARBAGE TRUCKS.

I WOULD CANCEL YOUR SERVICE IF I COULD FIND THE CONTRACT.

IT'S IN "STORAGE."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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