Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st July 2013

Dilbert//8863, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 21st July 2013

Tags

dating frustration relations between the sexes modern world purpose of men money bad jokes faltulence useless men pondering on importance relationships

Official transcript

Woman: I'm not sure what function men serve in the modern world. My job pays well, so I have all the money I need. If something in my house breaks, I either fix it or pay someone to fix it. If I want a baby, I'll call a fertility doctor. In today's world, men are little more than carriers of bad jokes and flatulence. My gardener mows my lawn. Dilbert: I get it!!! Dogbert: That is disturbing. Dilbert: Not compared to the alternatives.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M NOT SURE WHAT FUNCTION MEN SERVE IN THE MODERN WORLD MY JOB PAYS WELL, SO I HAVE ALL THE MONEY I NEED.

IF SOMETHING IN MY HOUSE BREAKS, I EITHER FIX IT OR PAY SOMEONE TO FIX IT.

IF I WANT A BABY, I'LL CALL A FERTILITY DOCTOR.

IN TODAY'S WORLD, MEN ARE LITTLE MORE THAN CARRIERS OF BAD JOKES AND FLATULENCE.

MY GARDENER MOWS MY LAWN.

GET IT!!!

THAT IS DISTURBING.

NOT COMPARED TO THE ALTERNATIVES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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