Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st July 2013
Dilbert//8863, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 21st July 2013
Tags
dating frustration relations between the sexes modern world purpose of men money bad jokes faltulence useless men pondering on importance relationships
Official transcript
Woman: I'm not sure what function men serve in the modern world. My job pays well, so I have all the money I need. If something in my house breaks, I either fix it or pay someone to fix it. If I want a baby, I'll call a fertility doctor. In today's world, men are little more than carriers of bad jokes and flatulence. My gardener mows my lawn. Dilbert: I get it!!! Dogbert: That is disturbing. Dilbert: Not compared to the alternatives.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I'M NOT SURE WHAT FUNCTION MEN SERVE IN THE MODERN WORLD MY JOB PAYS WELL, SO I HAVE ALL THE MONEY I NEED.
IF SOMETHING IN MY HOUSE BREAKS, I EITHER FIX IT OR PAY SOMEONE TO FIX IT.
IF I WANT A BABY, I'LL CALL A FERTILITY DOCTOR.
IN TODAY'S WORLD, MEN ARE LITTLE MORE THAN CARRIERS OF BAD JOKES AND FLATULENCE.
MY GARDENER MOWS MY LAWN.
GET IT!!!
THAT IS DISTURBING.
NOT COMPARED TO THE ALTERNATIVES.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "The Fertility Doctor"
Summary:
The comic strip, originally published in 2010, revolves around Dilbert's humorous encounter with a fertility doctor. The strip is divided into eight panels, each showcasing Dilbert's interactions with the doctor.
Panel 1: Dilbert approaches the fertility doctor, expressing his confusion about the purpose of the visit. He asks, "I'm not sure what function men serve in the modern world."
Panel 2: The doctor responds, "My job pays well, so I have all the money I need."
Panel 3: Dilbert inquires, "If 50 in my house thing in my house breaks, I either fix it or pay someone to fix it."
Panel 4: The doctor replies, "If I want a baby, I'll call a fertility doctor."
Panel 5: Dilbert comments, "In today's world, men are little more than carriers of bad jokes and flatulence."
Panel 6: The doctor responds, "My gardener mows my lawn."
Panel 7: Dilbert exclaims, "I get it!!"
Panel 8: The doctor concludes, "That is disgusting. Not compared to the alternatives."
The comic strip pokes fun at traditional gender roles and societal expectations, highlighting the absurdity of modern life.
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