Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd July 2013

Dilbert//8864, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 22nd July 2013

Tags

inventions money digital currency bertcoin kiss my wagger

Official transcript

Dogbert: I invented a digital currency that I call "bitcoin."

Soon I will control all of the money in the entire world. Bushahaha! Dilbert: Maybe you should hide your identity. Dogbert: Maybe you should kiss my wagger.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INVENTED A DIGITAL CURRENCY THAT I CALL "BERTCOIN." SOON I WILL CONTROL ALL OF THE MONEY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

BUWHAHAHA!

MAYBE YOU SHOULD HIDE YOUR IDENTITY.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD KISS MY WAGGER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Digital Currency of Identity"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic commentary on office life and technology.
• In this strip, Dilbert invents a digital currency called "Bertcoin" and boasts that it will control all of the money in the world.
• However, his boss, Wally, is skeptical and asks if he should hide his identity, implying that Bertcoin may be used for nefarious purposes.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea of a single individual controlling the global economy and the potential risks associated with digital currencies.

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