Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th July 2013

Dilbert//8867, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 25th July 2013

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Tags

business ethics online ethics course kill coworker failed ethics test first employee to fail

Official transcript

Catbert: You're the first employee in company history to fail the online ethics course. Wally: I protest the grading system! Ethics are subjective. There are no right answers! Catbert: You said you would kill a coworker if you knew you wouldn't get caught. Wally: It was hard to know what answer they were looking for.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE THE FIRST EMPLOYEE IN COMPANY HISTORY TO FAIL THE ONLINE ETHICS COURSE.

I PROTEST THE GRADING SYSTEM!

ETHICS ARE SUBJECTIVE. THERE ARE NO RIGHT ANSWERS!

YOU SAID YOU WOULD KILL A COWORKER IF YOU KNEW YOU WOULDN'T GET CAUGHT.

IT WAS HARD TO KNOW WHAT ANSWER THEY WERE LOOKING FOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ethics Course Fail"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled employee, seated at a conference table with his boss.
Dilbert is informed that he is the first employee in company history to fail the online ethics course.
In response, Dilbert protests the grading system, suggesting that ethics are subjective and that there are no right answers.
The boss responds by asking Dilbert if he would kill a co-worker if he knew they were looking for it.
Dilbert's reaction is one of shock and surprise, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

Key Points:

Dilbert fails the online ethics course.
He protests the grading system, arguing that ethics are subjective.
The boss presents a hypothetical scenario to test Dilbert's moral compass.
Dilbert's reaction is one of shock and surprise.

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