Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th July 2013

Dilbert//8867, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 25th July 2013

Tags

business ethics online ethics course kill coworker failed ethics test first employee to fail

Official transcript

Catbert: You're the first employee in company history to fail the online ethics course. Wally: I protest the grading system! Ethics are subjective. There are no right answers! Catbert: You said you would kill a coworker if you knew you wouldn't get caught. Wally: It was hard to know what answer they were looking for.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE THE FIRST EMPLOYEE IN COMPANY HISTORY TO FAIL THE ONLINE ETHICS COURSE.

I PROTEST THE GRADING SYSTEM!

ETHICS ARE SUBJECTIVE. THERE ARE NO RIGHT ANSWERS!

YOU SAID YOU WOULD KILL A COWORKER IF YOU KNEW YOU WOULDN'T GET CAUGHT.

IT WAS HARD TO KNOW WHAT ANSWER THEY WERE LOOKING FOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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