Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th July 2013

Dilbert//8868, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 26th July 2013

Tags

business ethics managers & supervisors ethics course failed ethics engineer grasp fast track management corrupt business engineering

Official transcript

Boss: You failed the online ethics course for the third time. You can't be an engineer for this company if you have no grasp of business ethics. You leave me no choice. I'm putting you on the management fast track. Wally: Huh.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU FAILED THE ONLINE ETHICS COURSE FOR THE THIRD TIME.

YOU CAN'T BE AN ENGINEER FOR THIS COMPANY IF YOU HAVE NO GRASP OF BUSINESS ETHICS.

YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE. I'M PUTTING YOU ON THE MANAGEMENT FAST TRACK.

HUH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Ethics Course"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a boss and an employee in a business setting. The boss is frustrated with the employee's lack of grasp on business ethics, despite having failed the online ethics course for the third time.

Key Points:

• The boss expresses disappointment in the employee's failure to understand business ethics.
• The employee is unaware of the importance of ethics in business.
• The boss threatens to put the employee on the management fast track if they do not grasp business ethics.
• The employee is confused by the boss's statement.

Overall:

The comic strip highlights the importance of ethics in business and the consequences of not understanding them. It also shows the boss's frustration with the employee's lack of effort to learn and improve.

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