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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th July 2013

Dilbert//8868, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 26th July 2013


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business ethics managers & supervisors ethics course failed ethics engineer grasp fast track management corrupt business engineering


Official transcript

Boss: You failed the online ethics course for the third time. You can't be an engineer for this company if you have no grasp of business ethics. You leave me no choice. I'm putting you on the management fast track. Wally: Huh.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU FAILED THE ONLINE ETHICS COURSE FOR THE THIRD TIME.

YOU CAN'T BE AN ENGINEER FOR THIS COMPANY IF YOU HAVE NO GRASP OF BUSINESS ETHICS.

YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE. I'M PUTTING YOU ON THE MANAGEMENT FAST TRACK.

HUH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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