Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th August 2013

Dilbert//8880, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 7th August 2013

Tags

apathy children & adults genetic makeup success upbringing warm thermos curious type mother coffee family

Official transcript

Asok: Do you think success is mostly a function of your genetic makeup or your upbringing? Wally: My mom raised me by putting a warm thermos of coffee in my crib and going out for the day. And I turned out great. Asok: I have no follow-up questions, in case you wondered. Wally: I'm not the curious type.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU THINK SUCCESS IS MOSTLY A FUNCTION OF YOUR GENETIC MAKEUP OR YOUR UPBRINGING?

MY MOM RAISED ME BY PUTTING A WARM THERMOS OF COFFEE IN MY CRIB AND GOING OUT FOR THE DAY. AND I TURNED OUT GREAT.

I HAVE NO FOLLOWUP QUESTIONS, IN CASE YOU WONDERED.

I'M NOT THE CURIOUS TYPE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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