Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th August 2013

Dilbert//8879, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 6th August 2013

Tags

internet & world wide web loneliness marriage wifi no wife social intellectual; needs human contact relationships

Official transcript

Coworker: Are you married? Wally: I don't have a wife, but I do have wifi. I find that it meets all of my social and intellectual needs. Coworker: Do you miss the warmth of human contact? Wally: Never tried it. Sounds problematic.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE YOU MARRIED?

I DON'T HAVE A WIFE, BUT I DO HAVE WIFI.

I FIND THAT IT MEETS ALL OF MY SOCIAL AND INTELLECTUAL NEEDS.

DO YOU MISS THE WARMTH OF HUMAN CONTACT?

NEVER TRIED IT.

SOUNDS PROBLEMATIC.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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