Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th August 2013

Dilbert//8886, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 13th August 2013

Tags

colonoscopy government access joking preventive medicine records surveillance terrorists

Official transcript

Dilbert: The government wants access to our customer records so they can look for terrorists. Boss: Fine. No problem. Dilbert; They also want you to get a colonoscopy and send them the video. Boss: Really? Dilbert: I'm going to say yes.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE GOVERNMENT WANTS ACCESS TO OUR CUSTOMER RECORDS SO THEY CAN LOOK FOR TERRORISTS.

FINE.

NO PROBLEM.

THEY ALSO WANT YOU TO GET A COLONOSCOPY AND SEND THEM THE VIDEO.

REALLY?

IM GOING TO SAY YES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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