Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th August 2013

Dilbert//8887, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 14th August 2013

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surveillance terrorists film colonoscpy video hide in caves violation of privacy

Official transcript

Boss: Dilbert says the government wants me to film my colonoscopy and give them the video so they can check for terrorists. Catbert: That makes perfect sense. Terrorists come in all sizes and they like to hide in caves. Boss: It seems like a violation of my privacy. Catbert: Whose side are you on?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SAYS THE GOVERNMENT WANTS ME TO FILM MY COLON- OSCOPY AND GIVE THEM THE VIDEO SO THEY CAN CHECK FOR TERRORISTS.

THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE. TERRORISTS COME IN ALL SIZES AND THEY LIKE TO HIDE IN CAVES.

IT SEEMS LIKE A VIOLATION OF MY PRIVACY.

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Cave-Dwelling Terrorists"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a cartoon character, sitting at his desk with a computer screen in front of him. He is engaged in a conversation with his boss, who is seated across from him.

• Dilbert's Request: Dilbert requests that the government film his colonoscopy and provide him with the video, citing the need for terrorists to hide in caves.
• Boss's Response: The boss is perplexed by Dilbert's request, asking if he is on the side of the terrorists.
• Dilbert's Clarification: Dilbert clarifies that he is not on the side of the terrorists, but rather wants to ensure that they are not hiding in caves.

The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the government's surveillance efforts and the absurdity of Dilbert's request.

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