Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th August 2013

Dilbert//8892, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 19th August 2013

Tags

courage pessimism motivation temporary arrangement oblivion universe needy

Official transcript

Dilbert: What's my motivation today? Dogbert: You're a temporary arrangement of matter sliding toward oblivion in a cold, uncaring universe. Dilbert: That's it? Dogbert: Did I already say "needy?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT'S MY MOTIVATION TODAY?

YOU'RE A TEMPORARY ARRANGEMENT OF MATTER SLIDING TOWARD OBLIVION IN A COLD, UNCARING UNIVERSE.

THAT'S IT?

DID I ALREADY SAY "NEEDY"?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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