Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st August 2013

Dilbert//8894, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 21st August 2013

Tags

deception walking races urgent looking walk wasting time magnificent creature

Official transcript

Wally: I'm practicing my urgent-looking walk. This walk says I'm working on stuff that is so important I can't risk wasting five seconds. Coworker 1: Who is that magnificent creature? Coworker 2: That man has someplace to be!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM PRACTICING MY URGENT-LOOKING WALK.

THIS WALK SAYS I'M WORKING ON STUFF THAT IS SO IMPORTANT I CAN'T RISK WASTING FIVE SECONDS WHO IS THAT MAGNIFICENT CREATURE?

THAT MAN HAS SOMEPLACE TO BE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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