Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st August 2013

Dilbert//8894, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 21st August 2013

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deception walking races urgent looking walk wasting time magnificent creature

Official transcript

Wally: I'm practicing my urgent-looking walk. This walk says I'm working on stuff that is so important I can't risk wasting five seconds. Coworker 1: Who is that magnificent creature? Coworker 2: That man has someplace to be!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM PRACTICING MY URGENT-LOOKING WALK.

THIS WALK SAYS I'M WORKING ON STUFF THAT IS SO IMPORTANT I CAN'T RISK WASTING FIVE SECONDS WHO IS THAT MAGNIFICENT CREATURE?

THAT MAN HAS SOMEPLACE TO BE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Wasting Time"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on office life.
• In this strip, Dilbert is practicing his "urgent-looking walk" to impress his coworkers.
• He explains that he's working on something important and can't risk wasting five seconds.
• However, he's interrupted by a coworker who asks him about a creature that has someplace to be.
• Dilbert responds by saying that the creature is him, implying that he's the one who needs to be somewhere important.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea of people trying to appear busy or important, while also highlighting the absurdity of taking oneself too seriously.

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