Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd August 2013

Dilbert//8895, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 22nd August 2013

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actors & actresses contests work ethic academy award convincing portrayl dishonor nominated

Official transcript

Computer: Dear Wally, You have been nominated for an academy award... for your convincing portrayal of an employee who does actual work. Dilbert: Do you think you'll win? Wally: It's a dishonor just to be nominated.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DEAR WALLY, YOU HAVE BEEN NOMINATED FOR AN ACADEMY AWARD...

.. FOR YOUR CONVINCING PORTRAYAL OF AN EMPLOYEE WHO DOES ACTUAL WORK.

DO YOU THINK YOULL WIN?

IT'S A DISHONOR JUST TO BE NOMINATED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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