Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th August 2013

Dilbert//8900, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 27th August 2013

Tags

thinking wounds & injuries black eye blanket billon dollar tech decsions

Official transcript

Dilbert: How'd you bet the black eye? Boss: I was pulling up my blanket in bed. My hand slipped and I punched myself in the face. Dilbert: Okay, let's make some billion-dollar technology decisions.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW'D YOU GET THE BLACK EYE?

I WAS PULLING UP MY BLANKET IN BED.

MY HAND SLIPPED AND I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE.

OKAY, LET'S MAKE SOME BILLION-DOLLAR TECHNOLOGY DECISIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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