Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th August 2013

Dilbert//8900, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 27th August 2013

Tags

thinking wounds & injuries black eye blanket billon dollar tech decsions

Official transcript

Dilbert: How'd you bet the black eye? Boss: I was pulling up my blanket in bed. My hand slipped and I punched myself in the face. Dilbert: Okay, let's make some billion-dollar technology decisions.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW'D YOU GET THE BLACK EYE?

I WAS PULLING UP MY BLANKET IN BED.

MY HAND SLIPPED AND I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE.

OKAY, LET'S MAKE SOME BILLION-DOLLAR TECHNOLOGY DECISIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Technology Decisions"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his boss. The conversation begins with Dilbert inquiring about the black eye he sustained. His boss responds by attributing the injury to Dilbert's actions of pulling up his blanket, slipping, and punching himself in the face.

The conversation then shifts to the topic of technology decisions, with Dilbert's boss proposing that they make some "billion-dollar technology decisions." The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation, poking fun at the idea of making significant decisions while dealing with mundane issues like a black eye.

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