Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th August 2013

Dilbert//8899, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 26th August 2013

Tags

employees ignorance (knowledge) new guy first day calling in sick message problem getting dressed head in arm hole boss can relate business

Official transcript

Carol: It's the new guys first day and he's calling in sick. His message says he was putting on his shirt and got his head caught in an arm hole. Good hire. Boss: I had that same problem with my pants.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S THE NEW GUY'S FIRST DAY AND HE'S CALLING IN SICK.

HIS MESSAGE SAYS HE WAS PUTTING ON HIS SHIRT AND GOT HIS HEAD CAUGHT IN AN ARM HOLE.

GOOD HIRE.

I HAD THAT SAME PROBLEM WITH MY PANTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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