Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th August 2013

Dilbert//8902, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 29th August 2013

Tags

coffee & tea inventions violence garbage disposal killed murder competetive

Official transcript

Robot: Here is your coffee, as requested. Some guy tried to take the last cup, so I strangled him and put his remains down the garbage disposal. Wally: It's weird how that makes the coffee taste so much better.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE IS YOUR COFFEE, AS REQUESTED.

SOME GUY TRIED TO TAKE THE LAST CUP SO I STRANGLED HIM AND PUT HIS REMAINS DOWN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL.

IT'S WEIRD HOW THAT MAKES THE COFFEE TASTE SO MUCH BETTER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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