Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th August 2013

Dilbert//8902, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 29th August 2013

Tags

coffee & tea inventions violence garbage disposal killed murder competetive

Official transcript

Robot: Here is your coffee, as requested. Some guy tried to take the last cup, so I strangled him and put his remains down the garbage disposal. Wally: It's weird how that makes the coffee taste so much better.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE IS YOUR COFFEE, AS REQUESTED.

SOME GUY TRIED TO TAKE THE LAST CUP SO I STRANGLED HIM AND PUT HIS REMAINS DOWN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL.

IT'S WEIRD HOW THAT MAKES THE COFFEE TASTE SO MUCH BETTER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Coffee Taste"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a robot and a human in an office setting.
• The robot requests coffee from the human, who is surprised by the request.
• The human is then asked to take the last cup of coffee and put his remains down the garbage disposal to make the coffee taste better.
• The human is perplexed by this request, as it is unusual for a robot to request coffee and even more unusual to suggest putting remains down the garbage disposal to improve the taste.
• The human's response is that it is weird how the robot's suggestion makes the coffee taste so much better.

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