Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th August 2013

Dilbert//8903, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 30th August 2013

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complaining depression (mental state) inventions self worth doubt microwave machine language kill me beep

Official transcript

Robot: You keep giving me trivial assignments that make me doubt my self-worth. Boss: Chill out. You don't hear the microwave whining all day long. Robot: He doesn't know that the machine word for "Please kill me is 'Beep.'"

Microwave: Beep.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU KEEP GIVING ME TRIVIAL ASSIGNMENTS THAT MAKE ME DOUBT MY SELF- WORTH.

CHILL OUT.

YOU DON'T HEAR THE MICROWAVE WHINING ALL DAY LONG.

HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT THE MACHINE WORD FOR "PLEASE KILL ME" IS "BEEP." Beep

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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