Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 31st August 2013

Dilbert//8904, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 31st August 2013

Tags

annoyance money budget estimate project one billion dollars unreasonable

Official transcript

Boss: I need a budget estimate for your project. Dilbert: One billion dollars. Boss: That doesn't sound reasonable. Dilbert: I'll shout numbers and you can stop me when one sounds reasonable. Boss: Please stop being you. Dilbert: Eleven!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED A BUDGET ESTIMATE FOR YOUR PROJECT.

ONE BILLION DOLLARS.

THAT DOESN'T SOUND REASONABLE.

I'LL SHOUT NUMBERS AND YOU CAN STOP ME WHEN ONE SOUNDS REASONABLE.

PLEASE STOP BEING YOU.

ELEVEN!

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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