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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd September 2013

Dilbert//8906, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 2nd September 2013


Tags

fantasy money shrubs budget estimates spreadhseet ipad plant growing well fertilized


Official transcript

Asok: I put your budget estimates into a spreadsheet as you asked. A well-fertilized shrub sprouted out of my iPad. What does this mean? Boss: That's how you know the budget is done.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I PUT YOUR BUDGET ESTIMATES INTO A SPREADSHEET AS YOU ASKED.

A WELL-FERTILIZED SHRUB SPROUTED OUT OF MY IPAD.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW THE BUDGET IS DONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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