Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd September 2013

Dilbert//8907, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 3rd September 2013

Tags

fear surprise underwear interruption sphicter scared shitless

Official transcript

Coworker: Alice, do you have a... Alice: Gaaa!!! My day has been one interruption after another! Coworker: You made my sphincter eat my underpants! Alice: Yeah, I do that now.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, DO YOU HAVE GAAA!!!

MY DAY HAS BEEN ONE INTERRUPTION AFTER ANOTHER!

YOU MADE MY SPHINCTER EAT MY UNDERPANTS!

YEAH, I DO THAT NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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