Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th September 2013

Dilbert//8910, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 6th September 2013

Tags

civil liberties surveillance lost data company data backups governments secret database recors working fine

Official transcript

Dilbert: We lost all of our company data and our backups, too. So I hacked into our government's secret database where they keep records of everything we say or do and got it all back. Boss: I feel as if I should be doing something now. Dilbert: Nah. Everything is working fine.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE LOST ALL OF OUR COMPANY DATA AND OUR BACKUPS, TOO.

SO I HACKED INTO OUR GOVERNMENT'S SECRET DATABASE WHERE THEY KEEP RECORDS OF EVERYTHING WE SAY OR DO AND GOT IT ALL BACK.

I FEEL AS IF I SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING NOW.

NAH.

EVERYTHING IS WORKING FINE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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