Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th September 2013

Dilbert//8909, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 5th September 2013

Tags

embarrassment internet & world wide web interviews resume old way job interview data online data ew disgust walked out

Official transcript

Boss: I don't need to see your resume. That's the old way of hiring. Now we use data from the Internet to see what you've been up to lately. Ew. Applicant: I'll show myself out. Boss: You'll understand if I don't shake your hand.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T NEED TO SEE YOUR RSUME.

THAT'S THE OLD WAY OF HIRING.

NOW WE USE DATA FROM THE INTERNET TO SEE WHAT YOUVE BEEN UP TO LATELY.

EW.

I'LL SHOW MYSELF OUT.

YOULL UNDERSTAND IF I DON'T SHAKE YOUR HAND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this 'Dilbert' comic strip is "No Handshake."

Panel 1:

• A man is sitting at a table across from another man, holding up his resume.
• The man on the right says, "I don't need to see your resume. That's the old way of hiring."
• The man on the left responds, "That's the old way of hiring."

Panel 2:

• The man on the right says, "Now we use data from the internet to see what you've been up to lately."
• The man on the left looks confused and responds, "E.W."

Panel 3:

• The man on the right says, "I'll show myself out."
• The man on the left looks shocked and says, "You'll understand if I don't shake your hand."

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a humorous exchange between two men during a job interview. The interviewer uses data from the internet to evaluate the candidate's online presence, rather than relying on traditional methods like reviewing a resume. The candidate is caught off guard by this approach and responds awkwardly, leading to a comedic conclusion.

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