Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th September 2013

Dilbert//8909, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 5th September 2013

Tags

embarrassment internet & world wide web interviews resume old way job interview data online data ew disgust walked out

Official transcript

Boss: I don't need to see your resume. That's the old way of hiring. Now we use data from the Internet to see what you've been up to lately. Ew. Applicant: I'll show myself out. Boss: You'll understand if I don't shake your hand.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T NEED TO SEE YOUR RSUME.

THAT'S THE OLD WAY OF HIRING.

NOW WE USE DATA FROM THE INTERNET TO SEE WHAT YOUVE BEEN UP TO LATELY.

EW.

I'LL SHOW MYSELF OUT.

YOULL UNDERSTAND IF I DON'T SHAKE YOUR HAND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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