Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th September 2013

Dilbert//8914, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 10th September 2013

Tags

punishment & torture punishment devices surveillance waterboard enjoy it not touched alot creepy turture techniques

Official transcript

NSA Agent: We're going to waterboard you now. Dilbert: Really? Cool. I don't get touched a lot, so I think I'll enjoy it. Is that all the water you brought? NSA Agent: Okay, this got creepy. Abducted by the government

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ABDUCTED BY THE GOVERNMENT WE'RE GOING TO WATERBOARD YOU NOW.

REALLY? COOL. I DON'T GET TOUCHED A LOT, SO I THINK I'LL ENJOY IT.

IS THAT ALL THE WATER YOU BROUGHT?

OKAY, THIS GOT CREEPY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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