Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th September 2013

Dilbert//8914, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 10th September 2013

Dilbert cartoon for Tuesday 10th September 2013

Dilbert for Monday 9th September 2013

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Tags

punishment & torture punishment devices surveillance waterboard enjoy it not touched alot creepy turture techniques

Official transcript

NSA Agent: We're going to waterboard you now. Dilbert: Really? Cool. I don't get touched a lot, so I think I'll enjoy it. Is that all the water you brought? NSA Agent: Okay, this got creepy. Abducted by the government

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ABDUCTED BY THE GOVERNMENT WE'RE GOING TO WATERBOARD YOU NOW.

REALLY? COOL. I DON'T GET TOUCHED A LOT, SO I THINK I'LL ENJOY IT.

IS THAT ALL THE WATER YOU BROUGHT?

OKAY, THIS GOT CREEPY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Abducted by the Government"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a scene where a group of men in suits, accompanied by a man in a white shirt and red tie, are shown being abducted by the government. The men in suits are holding the man in the white shirt and red tie, who appears to be struggling.

Panel Breakdown:

Panel 1: The men in suits introduce themselves as "We're going to waterboard you now."
Panel 2: The man in the white shirt and red tie responds, "Really? Cool. I don't get touched a lot, so I think I'll enjoy it."
Panel 3: One of the men in suits asks, "Is that all the water you brought?"
Panel 4: The man in the white shirt and red tie replies, "Okay, this got creepy."

Key Takeaways:

The comic strip satirizes the use of waterboarding as a form of torture.
The man in the white shirt and red tie's nonchalant attitude towards the situation adds to the humor.
The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that the government would use such a method to extract information from individuals.

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