Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th September 2013

Dilbert//8915, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 11th September 2013

Tags

deception prison (jail) governments data hidden tunnel elbonian embassy

Official transcript

NSA Agent: Maybe a few days in solitary will make you tell us how you stole the government's data. Dilbert: Is this the cell with the hidden tunnel? NSA Agent: The what? Dilbert: I'll be at the Elbonian embassy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAYBE A FEW DAYS IN SOLITARY WILL MAKE YOU TELL US HOW YOU STOLE THE GOVERNMENT'S DATA.

IS THIS THE CELL WITH THE HIDDEN TUNNEL?

THE WHAT?

I'LL BE AT THE ELBONIAN EMBASSY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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