Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st September 2013

Dilbert//8925, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 21st September 2013

Tags

computer programmers managers & supervisors obliviousness code consistency legacy systems business

Official transcript

Dilbert: What's your take on code consistency versus best practices for legacy systems? Boss; I want all of that stuff and I want it now. Dilbert: When people ask what you do for a living, what the $%@* do you say?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON CODE CONSISTENCY VERSUS BEST PRACTICES FOR LEGACY SYSTEMS?

I WANT ALL OF THAT STUFF AND I WANT IT NOW.

WHEN PEOPLE ASK WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING, WHAT THE $%* DO YOU SAY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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