Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st September 2013

Dilbert//8925, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 21st September 2013

Tags

computer programmers managers & supervisors obliviousness code consistency legacy systems business

Official transcript

Dilbert: What's your take on code consistency versus best practices for legacy systems? Boss; I want all of that stuff and I want it now. Dilbert: When people ask what you do for a living, what the $%@* do you say?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON CODE CONSISTENCY VERSUS BEST PRACTICES FOR LEGACY SYSTEMS?

I WANT ALL OF THAT STUFF AND I WANT IT NOW.

WHEN PEOPLE ASK WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING, WHAT THE $%* DO YOU SAY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Code Consistency vs. Best Practices for Legacy Systems"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, sitting at a conference table with three other individuals.
• One of the individuals asks Dilbert about his take on code consistency versus best practices for legacy systems.
• Dilbert responds by saying he wants all of that stuff and will do it now.
• Another individual asks what Dilbert does for a living, to which Dilbert replies, "What the $%* do you say?"
• The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of maintaining code consistency and best practices in legacy systems, as well as the frustration that can come with dealing with complex technical issues.

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