Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th September 2013

Dilbert//8924, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 20th September 2013

Tags

ignorance (knowledge) managers & supervisors work ethic project unstable applcation data model overly complex relational databse lazy business

Official transcript

Boss: What's taking you so long on the project? Dilbert: The application is unstable because the data model is driven by an overly complex relational database and there was no integration testing. Boss: Does any of that mean the same thing as "lazy?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG ON THE PROJECT?

THE APPLICATION IS UNSTABLE BECAUSE THE DATA MODEL IS DRIVEN BY AN OVERLY COMPLEX RELATIONAL DATABASE AND THERE WAS NO INTEGRATION TESTING.

DOES ANY OF THAT MEAN THE SAME THING AS "'LAZY"?

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