Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th September 2013

Dilbert//8928, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 24th September 2013

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executives prices executive coaching meetings

Official transcript

Dogbert: The ROI for executive coaching is 9,000%. CEO: Wow! That's a lot! But I need a coach who won't ask em to do anything differently. Dogbert: I wasn't planning to show up for our meetings. CEO: Perfect. How much do I owe you for today? Dogbert The Executive Coach

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE EXECUTIVE COACH THE ROI FOR EXECUTIVE COACHING IS 9,000%.

WOW!

THAT'S A LOT!

BUT I NEED A COACH WHO WON'T ASK ME TO DO ANYTHING DIFFERENTLY.

I WASN'T PLANNING TO SHOW UP FOR OUR MEETINGS.

PERFECT.

HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU FOR TODAY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert the Executive Coach"

Summary:

• Dogbert, a self-proclaimed executive coach, meets with a client who is concerned about the ROI (Return on Investment) for coaching services.
• Dogbert confidently claims that the ROI is 9,000%, despite the client's skepticism.
• The client asks Dogbert to do something different, as they were not impressed with his previous meetings.
• Dogbert responds by asking how much the client owes him for today's meeting, implying that he has already received payment.

Key Points:

• Dogbert's overconfidence in his coaching services
• The client's skepticism and lack of enthusiasm
• Dogbert's attempt to collect payment despite the client's dissatisfaction
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of executive coaching and the potential for self-serving individuals to take advantage of clients.

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