Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th September 2013

Dilbert//8929, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 25th September 2013

Tags

cruelty executives mental health psychopaths grandiose sense self worth kill for asking

Official transcript

Dogbert; Research shows that CEOs are more likely to be psychopaths. Obviously, being a psychopath works. Don't let anyone tell you different. How's your grandiose sense of self-worth? CEO: It's the best. I should kill you for asking. Executive Coaching

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EXECUTIVE COACHING RESEARCH SHOWS THAT CEOS ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE PSYCHOPATHS.

OBVIOUSLY, BEING A PSYCHOPATH WORKS.

DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFFERENT.

HOW'S YOUR GRANDIOSE SENSE OF SELF- WORTH?

IT'S THE BEST.

I SHOULD KILL YOU FOR ASKING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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