Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th September 2013

Dilbert//8929, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 25th September 2013

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cruelty executives mental health psychopaths grandiose sense self worth kill for asking

Official transcript

Dogbert; Research shows that CEOs are more likely to be psychopaths. Obviously, being a psychopath works. Don't let anyone tell you different. How's your grandiose sense of self-worth? CEO: It's the best. I should kill you for asking. Executive Coaching

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EXECUTIVE COACHING RESEARCH SHOWS THAT CEOS ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE PSYCHOPATHS.

OBVIOUSLY, BEING A PSYCHOPATH WORKS.

DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFFERENT.

HOW'S YOUR GRANDIOSE SENSE OF SELF- WORTH?

IT'S THE BEST.

I SHOULD KILL YOU FOR ASKING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Executive Coaching"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a CEO and an executive coach. The CEO is concerned about being a psychopath, while the coach offers words of encouragement, suggesting that being a psychopath is a natural aspect of leadership. The coach advises the CEO to focus on their strengths and not let anyone tell them they're different. The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of seeking coaching from someone who may not be qualified to provide objective advice.

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