Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th September 2013

Dilbert//8933, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 29th September 2013

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internet & world wide web sales personnel deluxe edition store online shopping unnecessary warranty extenstion digital receipt

Official transcript

Dilbert: Okay, you talked me into buying the deluxe edition. Salesman: We don't have that one in stock, but I could call around to our other stores. Dilbert: Technically, that means this is not actually a store. You're more like online shopping, but with a terrible user interface. Watch me buy that same item with my phone while you stand there being obsolete. And... done. Salesman: Did they try to sell you an unnecessary warranty extension? Dilbert: No. Salesman: Yes! I still have a purpose! Dilbert: Here's my digital receipt.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OKAY, YOU TALKED ME INTO BUYING THE DELUXE EDITION.

SALE 10% OFF WE DON'T HAVE THAT ONE IN STOCK, BUT I COULD CALL AROUND TO OUR OTHER STORES.

TECHNICALLY, THAT MEANS THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A STORE.

SALE 10% OFF YOU'RE MORE LIKE ONLINE SHOPPING BUT WITH A TERRIBLE USER INTERFACE.

WATCH ME BUY THAT SAME ITEM WITH MY PHONE WHILE YOU STAND THERE BEING OBSOLETE.

SALE 10% OFF AND ... DONE.

DID THEY TRY TO SELL YOU AN UNNECESSARY WARRANTY EXTENSION?

YES! I STILL HAVE A PURPOSE!

HERE'S MY DIGITAL RECEIPT.

SALE 10% OFF

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