Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th September 2013

Dilbert//8934, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 30th September 2013

Tags

dairy products inventions mad scientists gay anarchist loves football string cheese

Official transcript

Dilbert: I heard that marketing's optogenic device tweaked some of your preferences. Asok: Yup. Now I'm a gay anarchist who loves football and string cheese. Dilbert: Sounds like a big adjustment. Asok: Well, the cheese part came easily.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD THAT MARKETING'S OPTOGENETIC DEVICE TWEAKED SOME OF YOUR PREFERENCES.

YUP.

NOW I'M A GAY ANARCHIST WHO LOVES FOOTBALL AND STRING CHEESE.

SOUNDS LIKE A BIG ADJUSTMENT.

WELL, THE CHEESE PART CAME EASILY...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Marketing's Optogenetic Device"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around an optogenetic device marketed to manipulate preferences. The device's user, a gay anarchist, has a unique preference for football and string cheese. The device's effectiveness is demonstrated when the user's preference for cheese is altered, showcasing its ability to influence consumer preferences.

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