Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 6th October 2013

Dilbert//8940, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 6th October 2013

Tags

complaining obstinacy peer coaching trendy complain insightful questions cause problems respoinsible

Official transcript

Alice: Who's up for some peer coaching? Dilbert: What? Alice: It's the latest thing. Dilbert: Then it must be good. Alice: I'll complain about all of my work problems while you sit there and listen. Then you'll ask insightful questions that will cause me to come up with my own solutions. Dilbert: Okay. Have you considered the possibility that you cause all of your own problems by um... being you? Alice: You're terrible at this But that's not surprise because you're terrible at most things. I hope you die badly. Dilbert: Do I ask another insightful question now?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHO'S UP FOR SOME PEER COACHING?

WHAT?

IT'S THE LATEST THING.

THEN IT MUST BE GOOD.

I'LL COMPLAIN ABOUT ALL OF MY WORK PROBLEMS WHILE YOU SIT THERE AND LISTEN.

THEN YOULL ASK INSIGHTFUL QUESTIONS THAT WILL CAUSE ME TO COME UP WITH MY OWN SOLUTIONS.

OKAY.

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THE POSSIBILITY THAT YOU CAUSE ALL OF YOUR OWN PROBLEMS BY UM... BEING YOU?

YOU'RE TERRIBLE AT THIS.

BUT THAT'S NO SURPRISE BECAUSE YOU'RE TERRIBLE AT MOST THINGS.

I HOPE YOU DIE BADLY.

DO I ASK ANOTHER INSIGHTFUL QUESTION NOW?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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