Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th October 2013

Dilbert//8941, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 7th October 2013

Tags

deception work ethic headhunter soften up sqaut

Official transcript

Wally: I'm a headhunter and I know someone who wants to offer you a much better job. Phone: Yes! Wally: I like to soften the room before I go for my performance review. I didn't do squat this year. Boss: Doesn't matter to me!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM A HEADHUNTER AND I KNOW SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO OFFER YOU A MUCH BETTER JOB.

YES!

I LIKE TO SOFTEN UP THE ROOM BEFORE I GO FOR MY PERFORMANCE REVIEW.

I DIDN'T DO SQUAT THIS YEAR.

DOESN'T MATTER TO ME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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