Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th October 2013

Dilbert//8945, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 11th October 2013

Tags

friendship introvert drained human vibe bird furniture robots animals relationships

Official transcript

Wally: You claim to be an introvert and yet you never seem to be drained when you talk to me. Dilbert: That's because you don't put off a human vibe. I experience you in the same way I experience birds, furniture, and robots. Wally: You totally get me. Dilbert: Don't talk.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU CLAIM TO BE AN INTROVERT AND YET YOU NEVER SEEM TO BE DRAINED WHEN YOU TALK TO ME.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T PUT OFF A HUMAN VIBE. I EXPERIENCE YOU THE SAME WAY I EXPERIENCE BIRDS, FURNITURE, AND ROBOTS.

YOU TOTALLY GET ME.

DON'T TALK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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