Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th October 2013

Dilbert//8946, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 12th October 2013

Tags

internet & world wide web inventions google search engine existing prodcuts crushing dreams new invention

Official transcript

Dilbert: Behold my new invention, the likes of which the world has never seen. Dogbert: Behold my Google search engine that will find several existing products that do whatever that thing does. Dilbert: Please don't. Dogbert: Google: crushing dreams since 1998.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BEHOLD MY NEW INVENTION, THE LIKES OF WHICH THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN.

BEHOLD MY GOOGLE SEARCH ENGINE THAT WILL FIND SEVERAL EXISTING PRODUCTS THAT DO WHATEVER THAT THING DOES.

PLEASE DON'T.

GOOGLE: CRUSHING DREAMS SINCE 1998.

CLICK CLICK CLICK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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