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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th October 2013

Dilbert//8952, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 18th October 2013


Tags

facial expression fear scare away the weak too busy too talk i said no


Official transcript

Alice: I'm working on a new facial expression to scare away the weak. Want to see it? Dilbert: No. Gaaa!!! Alice: That one means I'm too busy to talk. Dilbert: I said no! I said no! I said no!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M WORKING ON A NEW FACIAL EXPRESSION TO SCARE AWAY THE WEAK. WANT TO SEE IT?

NO.

GAAA!!!

THAT ONE MEANS IM TOO BUSY TO TALK.

I SAID NO!

I SAID NO!

I SAID NO!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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