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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th October 2013

Dilbert//8953, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 19th October 2013


Tags

complaining conversation dumb people ignorance (knowledge) project taking long


Official transcript

Boss: Why is your project taking longer than expected? Dilbert: It's only taking longer than dumb people expected. Boss: Still, that's a lot of people. Dilbert: What can I say to make this conversation end?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHY IS YOUR PROJECT TAKING LONGER THAN EXPECTED?

IT'S ONLY TAKING LONGER THAN DUMB PEOPLE EXPECTED.

STILL, THAT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE.

WHAT CAN I SAY TO MAKE THIS CONVERSATION END?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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