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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st October 2013

Dilbert//8955, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 21st October 2013


Tags

big business deception trolls annual budget mystery meeting monsters office conference table horns business


Official transcript

Boss: I'd like you to meet the two trolls who create our annual budget. Dilbert: Why do we need two of them? Troll: Because it's hard to reach into your own... Boss: Whoa! It's better to keep some mystery.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET THE TWO TROLLS WHO CREATE OUR ANNUAL BUDGET.

WHY DO WE NEED TWO OF THEM?

BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO REACH INTO YOUR OWN...

WHOA!

IT'S BETTER SOME MYSTERY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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