Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th October 2013

Dilbert//8954, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 20th October 2013

Tags

dating internet & world wide web social media cosultant one like less than ten thousand insulting elbonian inflate your like count socialize wine glasses bar wine kiss relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert: What do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a social media consultant. Dilbert: I like you. Woman: Phhht. You're giving me one like? Anything less than ten thousand likes is an insult. Dilbert: I'll be right back. I hired an Elbonian to artificially inflate your like count. Elbonian: Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like. Dilbert: I am not paying that guy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

I'M A SOCIAL MEDIA CONSULTANT.

I LIKE YOU.

PHHHT YOU'RE GIVING ME ONE LIKE?

ANYTHING LESS THAN TEN THOUSAND LIKES IS AN INSULT.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I HIRED AN ELBONIAN TO ARTIFICIALLY INFLATE YOUR LIKE COUNT.

LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE.

I AM NOT PAYING THAT GUY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Elbonian Inflation"

Summary:

The comic strip follows Dilbert, a social media consultant, as he engages in a conversation with a woman who is impressed by his "like" count. The woman is so enamored with Dilbert that she offers to pay an Elbonian to artificially inflate his count. However, Dilbert is not interested in this proposal, citing that anything less than ten thousand likes is an insult.

Key Points:

• Dilbert is a social media consultant.
• A woman is impressed by Dilbert's "like" count.
• The woman offers to pay an Elbonian to artificially inflate Dilbert's count.
• Dilbert declines the offer, citing that anything less than ten thousand likes is an insult.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the importance of social media likes and the willingness of people to pay for artificial inflation.

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