Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th October 2013

Dilbert//8954, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 20th October 2013

Tags

dating internet & world wide web social media cosultant one like less than ten thousand insulting elbonian inflate your like count socialize wine glasses bar wine kiss relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert: What do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a social media consultant. Dilbert: I like you. Woman: Phhht. You're giving me one like? Anything less than ten thousand likes is an insult. Dilbert: I'll be right back. I hired an Elbonian to artificially inflate your like count. Elbonian: Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like. Dilbert: I am not paying that guy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

I'M A SOCIAL MEDIA CONSULTANT.

I LIKE YOU.

PHHHT YOU'RE GIVING ME ONE LIKE?

ANYTHING LESS THAN TEN THOUSAND LIKES IS AN INSULT.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I HIRED AN ELBONIAN TO ARTIFICIALLY INFLATE YOUR LIKE COUNT.

LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE.

I AM NOT PAYING THAT GUY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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