Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd October 2013

Dilbert//8957, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 23rd October 2013

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engineers vacations work ethic unlimited vacation policy 200 days off double productivity no way to measure

Official transcript

Wally: I'm planning to take advantage of our new unlimited vacation policy. I'll be gone for two hundred days in the coming year. And I guarantee I will still double my productivity compared to the prior year. Boss: There's no way to measure productivity for engineers. Wally: Good to know.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM PLANNING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR NEW UNLIMITED VACATION POLICY. I'LL BE GONE FOR TWO HUNDRED DAYS IN THE COMING YEAR AND I GUARANTEE I WILL STILL DOUBLE MY PRODUCTIVITY COMPARED TO THE PRIOR YEAR.

THERE'S NO WAY TO MEASURE PRODUCTIVITY FOR ENGINEERS.

GOOD TO KNOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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