Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th October 2013

Dilbert//8958, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 24th October 2013

Tags

cruelty inventions joking meat bags robot capability humor learn humor

Official transcript

Robot: Hey, meat-bags! I'm here to take your jobs! Ha ha! Not really. I won't have that capability for two or three years. Dilbert: When did you learn humor? Robot: Humor? I was going for cruelty.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, MEAT-BAGS!

IM HERE TO TAKE YOUR JOBS!

HA HA! NOT REALLY.

I WON'T HAVE THAT CAPABILITY FOR TWO OR THREE YEARS.

WHEN DID YOU LEARN HUMOR?

HUMOR?

I WAS GOING FOR CRUELTY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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