Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th October 2013

Dilbert//8959, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 25th October 2013

Tags

fear inventions machinery squeaky chair cushion posessed robot leaks

Official transcript

Robot: My chair is squeaky. How do I fix that? Alice: Die! And now your chair is oiled. Robot: Mostly the cushion.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY CHAIR IS SQUEAKY. HOW DO I FIX THA T?

SQUEAK SQUEAK DIE!

AND NOW YOUR CHAIR IS OILED.

MOSTLY THE CUSHION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Squeaky Chair"

Summary:

The comic strip features a woman, Dilbert's boss, attempting to resolve an issue with her squeaky office chair. She enlists the help of a robot, who suggests various methods to fix the problem, including using a "Squeak Squeak" device and applying oil to the cushion. However, despite these efforts, the chair remains squeaky, leading to a humorous confrontation between the woman and the robot. The strip pokes fun at the frustration of dealing with everyday problems and the sometimes absurd solutions proposed by those trying to help.

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