Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th October 2013

Dilbert//8959, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 25th October 2013

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Official transcript

Robot: My chair is squeaky. How do I fix that? Alice: Die! And now your chair is oiled. Robot: Mostly the cushion.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY CHAIR IS SQUEAKY. HOW DO I FIX THA T?

SQUEAK SQUEAK DIE!

AND NOW YOUR CHAIR IS OILED.

MOSTLY THE CUSHION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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