Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th October 2013

Dilbert//8964, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 30th October 2013

Tags

eating & drinking engineers etiquette & ethics crone etiquette class fork teach things

Official transcript

Boss: I hired a desiccated crone to teach an etiquette class to you engineering heathens. She'll help you stop eating your business lunches like kidnap victims. Crone: When do you use this fork? Alice: When I'm too lazy to make a shiv?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED A DESICCATED CRONE TO TEACH AN ETIQUETTE CLASS TO YOU ENGINEERING HEATHENS.

SHELL HELP YOU STOP EATING YOUR BUSINESS LUNCHES LIKE KIDNAP VICTIMS.

WHEN DO YOU USE THIS FORK?

WHEN IM TOO LAZY TO MAKE A SHIV?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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