Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st October 2013

Dilbert//8965, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 31st October 2013

Tags

etiquette & ethics napkin hankerchief dinner manners crone teaches table manners

Official transcript

Crone: The napkin goes in your lap. It's not a handkerchief. Dilbert: It sort of is. Etiquette Training

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ETIQUETTE TRAINING THE NAPKIN GOES IN YOUR LAP.

HONK IT'S NOT A HANDKERCHIEF!

IT SORT OF IS.

HONK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Napkin Goes in Your Lap"

Summary:

• A man is being taught etiquette by a woman.
• The man is told to put the napkin in his lap.
• He mistakenly thinks it's a handkerchief and honks it like a horn.
• The woman corrects him, explaining that a napkin is used to wipe one's mouth and not to make noise.

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